Badonkadonk!

Say it out loud: Badonkadonk! It kind of rolls off your tongue. Boo-yaa. And it has a 400 watt premium sound system with PA, mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows.

For your convenience, you can buy this beauty on Amazon . Here are some customer comments:

...This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!...

...Options like the flame thrower, vegetable crisper and margarita machine are nice to have, but add a lot to the base price. We opted for the luxury package with DVD player, inversion table and badminton court and it was well worth the extra expense. Remember that the optional flame thrower is not available in California, Arizona or New Mexico (duh!) and they are not sold in Maine, Vermont, Wisconsin or Oregon...

...Now I cross intersections with confidence, knowing SUV's, women ignoring the road while yapping into their cell phones, possums and even Hummer limousines are hapless against the front prow of my Badonkadonk. The cow catcher design is not only aerodynamic, it is quite effective at lifting stray cattle right out of the way...

...I ordered two JL421's four months ago. The first one arrived in plastic shell packaging that was almost impossible to open. I actually had to go to the kitchen to get scissors to open it, and still nearly cut my thumb getting it out of the packaging...

...The most important aspect about this product is that it can be added to your Bridal or Baby Registry. Amazon knows marketing!...

...Since I'm a blonde and also use a cell phone when driving, my husband said, "Hey! Safety at last!" He was right! I have mowed down five Hondas, four Toyotas, two Neons (what a piece of [...] THAT is) and yesterday I bagged an SUV. And me? NOT A SCRATCH, baby...

151 customers took the time to share their experiences.

via the Straight Dope.